In & Out Burger
Me: *scrolling down tumblr*
Me: THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT I WANT!
Babe: what ?
Me: IN & OUT BURGER! BRING ME BACK SOME!
Babe: I don't think they'll let me take that on the plane.
Me: they HAVE to! Our relationship is on the line !
Babe: WHAT ?!?!
Yahoo buys tumblr?
Babe: yahoo is trying to buy tumblr?
Me: I thought they did.
Babe: no they are trying to buy tumblr for 1.1 billion dollars.
Me: Well there you go!
Babe: I replied and said no, no, no
Me: Why? Why? Why?
Babe: tumblr is the best thing to ever happen to me!
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
You’ve lost your mind if you think I never fought for you. Shall we go back in time? Because in pretty sure I was the one fighting since the day I fell for you.
me: .. eww, you're ugly.
Finally had time to go to the gym today. Most likely I’ll be going after work; if not, with my parents early on the morning. Unfortunately, I’m not a morning person lol. #teamretro
I need a new job. I can’t live off of this source of income. It isn’t enough.
bebroom: a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
sometimes i wanna crawl under a rock and cry.